Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When did angry sex become our thing?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
