Just fell off a train. Bad.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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