It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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