i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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