she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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