fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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