so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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