I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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