I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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