I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I wear drunk well.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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