NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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