you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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