I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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