Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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