i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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