Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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