this just has baby written all over it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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