ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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