They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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