I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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