Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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