You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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