How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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