is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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