New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
two words: eviction party
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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