I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
