the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
love makes seman taste better
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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