no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
