idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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