yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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