i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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