so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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