she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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