Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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