Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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