you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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