walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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