watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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