We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I want to be your penis for a week.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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