i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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