and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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