Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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