do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
