I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So squirting runs in the family.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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