Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm gonna fight the coyote
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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