so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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