question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So many bounce houses so little time
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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