he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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