Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize