Can Purell be used as lube?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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