We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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