I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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