new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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