and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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